The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors by her side, Sarah always manages to fall into unique, unsettling and downright weird predicaments.

Season 1

S01E01Officer Jay Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual. S01E03Positively Negative Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party. S01E04Not Without My Daughter Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences. S01E06Batteries Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

Season 2

S02E01Bored of the Rings Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night. S02E02Joan of Arf Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself. S02E04Doodie When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone. S02E05Ah, Men Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality. S02E06Maid to Border Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power. S02E07High, Its Sarah Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission. S02E08The Mongolian Beef Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible. S02E09Making New Friends Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones. S02E10Patriot Tact Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard. S02E11Pee Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it. S02E12Theres No Place Like Homeless Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets. S02E13Fetus, Dont Fail Me Now Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle. S02E14I Thought My Dad Was Dead, but It Turns Out Hes Not Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor. S02E15Kangamangus Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms. S02E16Vow Wow Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

Season 3

S03E01The Proof Is in the Penis In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins. S03E02The Silverman and the Pillows After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor. S03E03A Slip Slope Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head. S03E04Nightmayor Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian. S03E05Smellin of Troy Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet. S03E06A Fairly Attractive Mind Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies. S03E07Songs in the Key of Yuck Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping. S03E08Just Breve Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot. S03E09A Good Van Is Hard to Find Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry. S03E10Wowschwitz Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.