Daria

After moving to a new town with her stressed-out parents and relentlessly popular little sister, Daria uses her acerbic wit and keen powers of observation to contend with the mind-numbingly ridiculous world of Lawndale High.

Season 1

S01E01Esteemsters Daria and Quinn arrive at their new school. Quinn makes friends easily. Our Daria does not. We meet Daria's teachers, her family, and her new best friend, Jane. S01E02The Invitation Daria is invited to a party at Brittany's. So is Quinn - oh the horror for both! To our surprise, Daria and Jane attend the party and mayhem ensues. S01E03College Board Helen and Jake decide that Daria and Quinn may not be prepared for college. They enroll the two in a college prep course. S01E04Cafe Disaffecto Daria reluctantly becomes involved in the opening of Lawndale's new student coffeehouse. She also becomes involved in its closing. S01E05Malled Daria's economics class takes a field trip to a new enormous mall. Daria is sickened by the teeming masses. She discovers Quinn playing hooky at the mall. Daria is no longer sick. S01E06This Years Model Lawndale High has a couple of visitors, claiming to be modeling scouts looking for the next Christy Turlington. Quinn and Brittany have high hopes. Daria and Jane are revolted by their presence. S01E07The Lab Brats Daria and Kevin are forced to work as lab-partners in science class. The homework consists of teaching a mouse tricks. Daria does all the work, of course, while Kevin watches football on TV and flirts with Quinn. S01E08Pinch Sitter Quinn gets Daria to babysit for her. Daria, who has no interest in being an authority figure since she doesn't respect authority, is stuck with two well-behaved "PC" kids. S01E09Too Cute Quinn decides she needs cosmetic surgery, and drags Daria to the doctor with her. She is happy to consult with Quinn, but very interested in Daria, whom she views as a long term project and potential masterpiece. S01E10The Big House The annual teachers-versus-deejays roller hockey game is coming, and there's a good chance the students will get to see Mr. DeMartino die of an aneurysm during the game—but Daria's going to miss it because she's been grounded by her parents. S01E11Road Worrier Daria and Jane hitch a ride to the "Alternapalooza" festival with Jane's brother Trent (Daria's heartthrob!) and his friend Jesse. Their van doesn't work so well, but it's an interesting trip. S01E12The Teachings of Don Jake Jake's stress level is reaching critical mass, so the Morgendorffers go on a camping trip. Like that's gonna help. S01E13The Misery Chick Lawndale High is abuzz with homecoming preparations. The quarterback who led the team to a state championship three years ago is returning! Then he has a tragic accident, which ironically leads to sudden popularity for our Daria.

Season 2

S02E01Arts & Crass Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn of the Millennium"... rather negatively. S02E02The Daria Hunter The students of Lawndale High go on a paintballing trip to learn about history, psychology and shooting people. S02E03Quinn The Brain A (very) brief burst of intellectual activity by Quinn gets her an instant reputation as a "brain." S02E04I Dont Daria and her family participate in a strange and frightening ritual known as a family wedding. S02E05That Was Then, This is Dumb Daria and Jane accompany Trent to a flea market, while Jake and Helen's old college friends drop in for a reunion weekend. S02E06Monster When Daria and Jane are assigned to make a student film, they decide to record a day in the life of Quinn. S02E07The New Kid Daria gets roped into participating in the Lawndale High yearbook and meets Ted, who up to now has been entirely schooled at home. S02E08Gifted Daria and Jodie are invited to visit a school for the gifted and talented. S02E09Ill Daria develops a mysterious rash and has to check into the hospital for tests. S02E10Fair Enough The school stages a medieval fair to raise money for a new library roof. S02E11See Jane Run Jane surprises everyone by deciding to try out for the school track team. Daria makes no such surprising decision. S02E12Pierce Me When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlor offering a two-for-one special. Hmm. S02E13Write Where it Hurts Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelievable enough already.

Season 3

S03E01Through A Lens Darkly The threat of a Lawndale hurricane causes people to start singing and dancing! S03E02The Old and the Beautiful Daria debates whether to get contact lenses. S03E03Depth Takes a Holiday During Volunteer Week, Daria reads to old people - who are thrown into a depression by her voice. S03E04Daria Dance Party A fantasy show wherein Daria and Jane have to convince Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day to return to Holiday Island. S03E05The Lost Girls Quinn gets roped into organizing the school dance; she fobs the job off on Jane. S03E06It Happened One Nut The publisher of a "Savvy"-like teen magazine comes to Lawndale to hang out with Daria. S03E07Daria! The Musical Daria is forced to work side by side with Kevin at a mall nut stand. S03E08Lane Miserables All the prodigal Lanes come home at once, forcing Jane to temporarily move in with Daria. S03E09Jake Of Hearts Jake has a heart attack; a radio "party van" parks itself outside the school for a week. S03E10Speedtrapped Daria and Quinn have to take a road trip to bail Jane and Trent out of a traffic violation. S03E11The Lawndale Files A series of strange events leads Daria to wonder whether aliens have taken over the town. S03E12Just Add Water The whole school goes on a mandatory-voluntary harbor cruise to raise money via casino gambling. S03E13Janes Addition Jane starts dating a guy, to the annoyance of her misanthropic friend Daria.

Season 4

S04E01Partners Complaint For an economics project, Daria and Jodie team up to start a company. S04E02Antisocial Climbers While on a hill trek, Daria's class gets caught in an unexpected snowstorm. S04E03A Tree Grows In Lawndale A football injury sidelines star quarterback Kevin, forcing him to re-evaluate his life for a minute or two. S04E04Murder,She Snored When a history test is stolen, Daria alone can solve the crime - provided she doesn't wake up. S04E05The F Word Mr. O'Neill finds a way to make self-discovery even more painful than usual. S04E06I Loathe A Parade An ill-timed trip to the store results in Daria's becoming trapped in Lawndale's homecoming parade. S04E07Of Human Bonding When Helen has to cancel out of a business junket with Jake, guess who is coerced into taking her place? S04E08Psycho Therapy The Morgendorffers visit a "spa for the soul" to get their psyches massaged. S04E09Mart Of Darkness There's this big warehouse store, see, and Daria needs bootlaces... S04E10Legends Of The Mall Is Lawndale a pretty little suburb, or an unholy nexus of evil haunted by the tortured denizens of the Beyond? S04E11Groped By An Angel Quinn discovers her spiritual side and we all have to live through it. S04E12Fire! When Jake suffers a slight kitchen mishap of the inferno variety, the Morgendorffers must move to a hotel. S04E13Dye! Dye! My Darling Daria helps Jane dye her hair with less than stellar results.

Season 5

S05E01Fizz Ed Lawndale High is low on funds and the students and Faculty need to start cutting corners. S05E02Sappy Anniversary Quinn reflects on anniversaries and her many admirers. S05E03Fat Like Me The fashion club sets new membership guidelines. S05E04Camp Fear Daria and Quinn attend a camp reunion where a greased watermelon lies in wait. S05E05The Story Of D The Fashion Club is inspired to do community service. S05E06Lucky Strike The teachers of Lawndale High demand their rights. S05E07Arts Burn The members of Mystic Spiral are traumatized by an exploding fog machine. S05E08One J At A Time Another family dinner at the Morgendorffer household. S05E09Life In the Past Lane Upchuck impresses Kevin and Brittany with a card trick. S05E10Aunt Nauseum The Morgendorffer family prepares for some sibling rivalry between Helen and her sister Rita. S05E11Prize Fighters Daria's family encourages her to apply for a college scholarship. S05E12My Night At Darias Daria and Tom enjoy a not-so-quiet evening at home. S05E13Boxing Daria Daria becomes obsessed with a big carton. Who wouldn't?